With all the talk about global warming and how bad carbon dioxide is for us humans, I figured I'd think outside of the box today and write a little rant.
I hope trees fight back and spwan some shyamalan-esk attack on man. Not because I'm some pastly self-loathing human than wants to die by tree; oh no. I'm hoping they're really going to get tired soon of the Environmentalists and their global warming agenda and snap (pun not intended). If they do fight back, I hope they will be smart enough to decern global warming "zealots" from the global warming "truthers"; understandable though if they just say f--- it and attack us all. I mean seriously, wtf would you do if you were a tree? Humans have chopped down your brother in Montana; burned your mother alive to keep themselves warm last winter. They uprooted your family in Kentucky and turned them into decorative mulch to make room for a Walmart. They breath oxygen and think a minute trace gas called co2 is to blame for their summers getting +1 deg F warmer over the last 30 years. So now after all they have done to you, they turn on reducing the gas that keeps you and your fellow plants alive from the atmosphere! What do you think will happen? They killed your family, they took your land, and now they're taking your air. If I were a tree I'd be prep'ing a tree-jihad myself!
I guess it's a good thing for us humans trees can't fight back.
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